So that's why they call them Killer Whales...

Well ladies and gentlemen, it has happened again.  Just as Roy Horn was gaining enough strength to meet with the tiger who had it in for him, we animal-lovin' Americans were struck by another devastating occurrence.  Unbelievably, another animal kept in captivity and taught by humans to do silly tricks for small pieces of food has attacked his trainer.  This time it was a killer whale and it was a shock to us all.  I mean, yes, they are called "killer,"  but how were we to know that if we locked them up, forced them to do stupid tricks,  and deprived them of their freedom they would make that name a reality?