Hit Me Baby, One More Time

This week, everyone was talking about Britney's short-lived marriage...everyone but me. Embarrisingly, I didn't find out until Wednesday that she and Mr. Alexander had been married and 55 hours later were single again. The question I ask is why?

Is it because I don't get enough "news" mags like US or People? Is it because my cable isn't working? Is it because my friends don't care enough to keep me informed? I used to know about things like this before the television in the elevator reported it. Now I read about in the National Report section of the New York Times. Travesty indeed.

This is why we cannot re-elect Bush.