I'm Hatin' It

I haven't eaten food from McDonald's since 1999 (even then, I only ate the french fries, which were apparently soaked in beef juice to make them taste better) and I don't recall their advertising to be so painfully annoying. My how things change...I mean, I get what they're trying to say; Chicken Selects are soooo good that you don't want to share, but wouldn't it make sense to show people fending off real people who are trying to steal their food? What their advertising says to me is not check out all the people who want Chicken Selects, but, instead, check out all of the crazy people with hallucination problems who eat Chicken Selects, or maybe even, that Chicken Selects make you hallucinate. Either way, I'm out.