After reading yesterday's post, Frank K. wrote, "How about hand washing, too, while you're at it." Honestly Frank, I am not so sure something can become a lost art if it was never found. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but thanks for reading!

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Office Crime Blotter

Last night, a big coward removed Lauri S.'s large cardboard Darth Vader cut-out from her interior office window after she left for the evening. While committing this heinous act, they also removed the "Lauri, I'm your father sign" from the window leaving only tape remnants behind. Unfortunately, Frank K. ruined the crime scene so we can't dust for fingerprints or identify the culprit, but if anyone has any information about this horrible act, please let me know.