It's a new day here in California. I attribute the newness of this day to Arnold Schwarzenegger and the millions of idiots who rolled out the red carpet direct from the set of Terminator to Sacramento. And what a long red carpet that was. There's still hope in this state that every single absentee ballot was cast for Mr. Bustamante, but I'm not a hoper or a believer. I am beginning the period of acceptance and asking questions like, how bad is the commute from Hawaii? Like Jesse, the Mind, Ventura, Arnold will surely change his name to something like, the Mindinator without realizing that that makes no sense.

What does this really mean? For me, it means no more calls from Danny, Bill, or Barbara until the next election. For Maria Schriver, it means her husband is finally worth something to her family. For George W., it means that even Republicans can grope women.

What about Roy?

Roy Horn says the show will go on...idiot.