The Boob

Everyone is so freaked out about the Super Bowl Boob. Yes, there was a boob on the television. Yes, everyone, except me and Adam S., saw it. Yes, those with TiVo saw it multiple times. But guess what, it was just a boob. It wasn't a dancing boob. It wasn't a singing boob. It was just a regular old boob (I know it had that nipple ring on it...I saw pictures, but it was still just a boob).

I'm sure plenty of liberals and conservatives have seen boobs before. And, if you think it was the first boob your kid has seen, you're an idiot. So, stop freaking out about the boob. It was just a boob.

The only good thing about the boob is that it temporarily stopped everyone from talking about the DaVinci Code.